"I Hate Clowns"
Season Survivor: Brazil
Author User:Pieniazek666
Episode Number 2/15
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This is the second episode of Survivor: Brazil


Reward Challenge: Fauxconut bowling
The castaways would be compete in a bowling tournament. Each castaway would be matched against another castaway and given one roll. The castaway who knocked down the most pins won the round for their tribe and scored one point. The first tribe to score five points wins.
Reward:Pillows, Blankets, and a tarp
Winner: Sabedoria

Immunity Challenge: No See, No Speak, No Hear
Placed in groups of three. The first group will be blindfolded and must navagate through a maze. The group must first find and untie a bag of puzzle pieces then navagate through to find the second group and hand them off the bag. The second group must navagate out of the maze without talking to each other or the first group. Once out the three will hand off the bag to the final group who must untie the bag of puzzle pieces and solve the puzzle but have sound proof headphones on to where they will be unable to hear what the other are saying. The first tribe to solve the puzzle wins immunity.
Winner: Juventude

Previously On Survivor

20 castaways arrived in Fernando de Noronha, Brazil. Seprated by age both tribes started off with a little argument. Suz and Cody on Sabedoria and Yul and Jefember on Juventude. While Suz and Cody were able to set everything aside, Jefember was sent to the outs of the tribe. After Jefember's many failed attempts at a fire even after winning flint, Yul pushed him aside and made fire nearly solidifying Jefember as the first target. After Juventude lost immunity, Jefember's fate was finished until a surprising declaration by Leann stating that she wasn't supposed to be there but a friend was. This statement saved Jefember and eliminated Leann by a 9-1 vote.


Night 3

Juventude arrives back at camp following tribal.

Well, I am honestly surprised that I am still here but I know it's only time before it really is me.


Quote1Well that was interesting.Quote2- Goliath
Quote1Jefember, congrats on being saved.Quote2- Yul
Quote1Well thank you Yul.Quote2- Jefember
Quote1From now on we need to put our differences aside during challenges and work together or we will be going back there over and over again.Quote2- Andrew
Quote1I agree.Quote2- Callie
Quote1I'm good with that. Yul, during challenges we work together.Quote2- Jefember
Quote1Sure. I will still make your camp life horrible for disrespecting me.Quote2- Yul
Quote1As long as in challenges we work together.Quote2- Jordan
Quote1So we are all agreed. We send the other tribe to tribal every single time now.Quote2- Brownie
Quote1Definitely.Quote2- Courtney
It's good that we have agreed to work together during challenges. At least it will keep Jefember at bay from leaving before he has to go.


Day 4


Ruth, Cody, Suz, and D-Lamm are hanging around the shelter.

Quote1I've just noticed something.Quote2- D-Lamm
Quote1What?Quote2- Cody
Quote1Suz hasn't called you a clown in a while.Quote2- D-Lamm
Quote1Oh yeah.Quote2- Ruth
Quote1Sorry about that. Before coming out here, I stopped drinking and smoking.Quote2- Suz
Quote1Seriously?Quote2- Cody
Quote1Yeah. So what do you do?Quote2- Suz
Quote1I'm a police consulant. D-Lamm, what about you?Quote2- Cody
Quote1I'm a firefighter. Ruth.Quote2- D-Lamm
Quote1Well, I taught high school calculus for many years and then retired. I now tutor kids in math for the STARR test. Which is Texas' state test. Suz, what do you do?Quote2- Ruth
Quote1I sit on my a$$.Quote2- Suz
Quote1So you don't work?Quote2- D-Lamm
Quote1Nope. Seriously though. Cody, why do you kind of look like a clown?Quote2- Suz
Quote1I was hoping to hide my age of 58.Quote2- Cody
Quote1You're 58?Quote2- Ruth
Quote1Yeah. I never meant to make myself look like a clown. I hate clowns. Ever since I was a child.Quote2- Cody
Quote1Clowns are scary.Quote2- Ruth
Quote1I had gotten on of my kids a Chucky doll once. When I would walk past his room before going to bed, the dolls would be outside the room thrown against the wall.Quote2- Suz
Quote1Oh god, Chucky is as scary as clowns.Quote2- D-Lamm
Quote1Suz, are you sure that was not list as cruel and unusual punishment before you gave that thing to the kid?Quote2- Cody
Quote1I didn't look.Quote2- Suz
Quote1Well, we should make some rice before the others come back.Quote2- Ruth
Quote1I'm on it.Quote2- Suz
We had a great talk with Suz today. She is still just as crazy though. Who gets their kid a Chucky doll?


I'm trying to decide if hearing Suz call Cody clown or knowing she got her kid a Chucky doll is worse.



Andrew, Yul, and Brownie are hanging around the beach

Quote1We need to bring in two more people just to be on the safe side.Quote2- Andrew
Quote1I agree. Who should we try to bring in?Quote2- Yul
Quote1I like Goliath. I think he would be good for us.Quote2- Brownie
Quote1Alright.Quote2- Andrew
Quote1I think we should also grab Callie.Quote2- Yul
Quote1I agree with that.Quote2- Brownie

Andrew walks to camp then comes back with Goliath and Callie.

Quote1What's up?Quote2- Goliath
Quote1We were thinking of gathering an alliance to take this game.Quote2- Andrew
Quote1That's a good idea. Then after Jefember leaves there isn't a struggle to figure out who is next.Quote2- Goliath
Quote1I love it.Quote2- Callie
Quote1Then it's all settled.Quote2- Yul
Quote1I believe so.Quote2- Brownie
Quote1Let's take this game.Quote2- Andrew
We had to take out one of our own and now we are coming back with two new members. Now we have that majority.


Reward Challenge

The tribes arrive at a field location.

Sabedoria getting your first look at the new Juventude tribe. Leann voted out at the last tribal council.

–Jeff Probst

When everyone is on the mats.

Welcome to today's reward challenge. For today's challenge you will go head to head against a member of the other tribe. Your goal is to roll a coconut to knock down the most pins in each round. The person who knocks down the most pins in the round wins a point for their tribe. First tribe to 5 wins reward. Want to know what you are playing for?

–Jeff Probst

Everyone, "Yes."

The winning tribe will get pillows, blankets, and a tarp. Sabedoria, you have an extra member. Who are sitting out?You can not sit out the same person in back to back challenges.

–Jeff Probst

Cody, "We are sitting out Leo."

Okay. Leo, take a spot on the bench. The rest of you, I will give you a minute to strategize and we will get started.

–Jeff Probst

After Both tribes have decided their order.
Jeff, "Alright. First up, Karen and Callie."
Karen walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 8.
Callie walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 9.
Jeff "Callie scores for Juventude. Suz, Yul, you're up."
Suz walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 9.
Yul walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 8.
Jeff, "Suz scores for Sabedoria. Kelly, Goliath, you're up.
Kelly walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 5.
Goliath walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 7.
Jeff, "Goliath scores. Juventude leads 2-1. Cody, Jordan, you're up."
Cody walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down all 10.
Jordan walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 6.
Jeff, "Cody scores. D-Lamm, Andrew, you're up."
D-Lamm walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 9.
Andrew walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down all 10.
Jeff, "Andrew scores for Juventude. They are leading 3-2. Kyle, Emilie, you're up."
Kyle walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 8.
Emilie walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 7.
Jeff, "Kyle score. We are tied at 3. Devin, Courtney, you're up."
Devin walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 6.
Courtney walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 7.
Jeff, "Courtney scores. Juventude leads 4-3. JJ, Brownie, you're up."
JJ walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 8.
Brownie walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 7.
Jeff, "JJ scores. we are tied at 4. Last pairing is Ruth and Jefember."
Ruth walks up, rolls the coconut and knocks down 4. Jefmeber walks up, rolls the coconut, and gets a gutterball.

Ruth scores. Sabedoria wins reward.

–Jeff Probst

After everyone is back on the mats.

Sabedoria come get your reward. Juventude, I have nothing for you. Grab your stuff and head back to camp.

–Jeff Probst

Cody, Suz, and D-Lamm walk up and grab the reward before everyone heads off back to their camp.


The tribe arrives back at camp following their loss.

Quote1Jefember, what the f*** was that?Quote2- Yul
Quote1I don't know.Quote2- Jefember
Quote1We had that one.Quote2- Callie
Quote1Relax.Quote2- Andrew
Quote1Andrew is right. It was only reward.Quote2- Brownie
Quote1He better not do that at the next challenge.Quote2- Yul
Quote1Let's all just calm down.Quote2- Goliath
Quote1I think we did fine. We just had a little set back. We don't have to vote anyone out yet.Quote2- Courtney
Quote1Jefember is still going when we do though.Quote2- Yul
Quote1I might get a saving grace again.Quote2- Jefember
Quote1Or you just might not.Quote2- Yul
Quote1We shouldn't be worrying about who is going to go yet.Quote2- Jordan
Quote1Let's focus on the next challenge.Quote2- Emilie
Quote1Whatever. Jefember, just don't mess this up for us.Quote2- Yul
I could seriously hurt Yul if I was allowed but I just have to grin and bare it.


Jefember seriously thinks he is going to stay alive long in this game. He couldn't make fire, he cost us the challenges, and he made fun of my name. He is done and I can't wait to get rid of him. Nothing will stand in my way when we go to tribal again.


Sabedoria Night

Leo, Cody, Suz, and Kyle are hanging outside the shelter.

Quote1That tarp is really helpful.Quote2- Kyle
Quote1It really is. We did good today.Quote2- Suz
Quote1Can I please have an important role in the next challenge?Quote2- Leo
Quote1Yeah. We sat you out because it was only a reward challenge.Quote2- Cody
Quote1Well thanks. I really can do something for this tribe.Quote2- Leo
Quote1We know Leo. We just need to have the best fit people in each spot during this.Quote2- Kyle
Quote1I can fit well in the better parts.Quote2- Leo
Quote1We have a lot of faith in you Leo.Quote2- Suz
Quote1"I know I have a lot riding on this challenge.Quote2- Leo
Quote1Just stay calm and try not to stress too much.Quote2- Kyle
Quote1Being stressed is not good for you.Quote2- Suz
Quote1I live with loads of stress though. I'm a writer.Quote2- Leo
Quote1Well just don't crack under the pressure.Quote2- Kyle
Quote1For sure.Quote2- Cody
Quote1I won'tQuote2- Leo
Leo really wants an important role. We will give it to him but he should know that playing in the biggest role can be cause for your vote off should we lose.


Nobody believes that I can do this. I have to prove to them that I can be a big help to the tribe.


Day 5

Immunity Challenge

The tribes arrive at a field location.

Welcome to today's immunity challenge. Suz, I will take it back.

–Jeff Probst

Suz walks up to Jeff, hands him the idol and walks back.

Immunity is back up for grabs. For today's challenge, you will divide into three groups. The first group will be blindfolded and must go through a maze in order to find a bag of puzzle pieces. Once you find the bag you will untie and then continue through the maze until you find and hand the bag to the second group. The second group without speaking to the first group or each other will then make there way out of the maze. Once you are out, you will hand it off to the final group who will open the bag and solve the puzzle while wearing sound proof headphone on. The first tribe to solve the puzzle wins immunity. Losers will go to tribal were somebody will be voted out of this game. Sabedoria, you have an extra member. Who is sitting out? It can not be Leo.

–Jeff Probst

Kelly "I am."

Kelly, take a spot on the bench. For the rest of you, I'l give you a minute to strategize and we will get started.

–Jeff Probst

After everyone is in their spots.

Starting us off for Juventude is Jefember, Callie, and Courtney. For Sabedoria we have Karen, Kyle, and Suz. Waiting in the maze for Juventude is Jordan, Golaith, and Emilie. For Sabedoria D-Lamm, JJ, and Devin. Leaving Andrew, Yul and Brownie on the puzzle for Juventude and Leo, Cody, and Ruth for Sabedoria. On my go you will head into the maze. Survivors ready...GO.

–Jeff Probst

Jefember, Callie, Courtney, Karen, Kyle and Suz enter the maze. Kyle quickly seperates from Suz and Karen getting lost. Jefmeber also strays away from his group but is going the wrong way. Callie keeps bumping into walls.
Jeff, "Both tribes are clearly lost. Jefember is the closest for Juventude."
Courtney catches up to Jefember who has now started getting lost. Kyle finds Suz and Karen. Callie somehow reaches the bag.
Jeff, "Callie has reached the bag. She can begin untying it. Jefember and Courtney are lost."
Callie continues untying the bag. Suz reaches the bag for Sabedoria. Jefember somehow reaches the second group. Courtney bumps into Callie.
Jeff, "Jefember has somehow reached the next group. He can either go back to find Callie and Courtney or stay there until they come."
Jefember, "I think I'll stay."
Jeff, "You can not remove the blindfold though."
Callie and Courtney get the bag untied and begin trying to reach the second group. Kyle and Karen reach Suz who has also finished untying the bag.
Jeff, "Both tribes have their bag. Juventude although has one person already at their destination."
Callie and Courtney continue going through the maze before reaching Jefember and the others. Goliath grabs the bag then motions for Jordan and Emilie to follow. Suz, Kyle, and Karen reach the second group a little bit after. D-Lamm takes the bag and is followed by JJ and Devin.
Jeff, "Both tribes now have their second group out in the maze. Juventude working well with each other while Sabedoria appears to be lost.
Goliath continues to lead his group through the maze while Devin has taken over leading Sabedoria's group.
Jeff, "Juventude is making quick progress of getting out. Sabedoria is falling behind."
Goliath, Jordan and Emilie continue going through the maze before finally getting out. Goliath hands off the bag to Yul. D-Lamm has retaken control of leading his group and gets them back on track.
Jeff, "Juventude can begin working on the puzzle. Sabedoria needs to pick it up."
Andrew opens the bag and dumps out all the pieces. Yul, Brownie and Andrew then begin trying to sovle the puzzle. D-Lamm manages to get his group out of the maze and hands Leo the bag.
Jeff, "Sabedoria can now work on the puzzle."
Leo opens up the bag and dumps out all the pieces. Cody steps back as does Ruth.Leo begins trying to solve the puzzle. Andrew, Yul and Brownie continue making good progress on the puzzle.
Jeff, "Juventude is making great work on the puzzle. Leo is struggling to figure it out."
Andrew starts working on the puzzle by himself as he places the final pieces in.
Andrew, "Jeff."

Andrew thinks they have it. They do. Juventude wins immunity.

–Jeff Probst

Cody motions Leo to stop.
After everyone is back on the mats and headphones taken off.

Juventude, come and get it. Sabedoria, I will see you tonight were one of you will be voted out of this game.

–Jeff Probst


The tribe arrives back at camp followning their win.

Quote1That's what I'm talking about.Quote2- Yul
Quote1We did good guys.Quote2- Andrew
Quote1I have no idea how I found ya'll without going by the bag.Quote2- Jefemeber
Quote1You actually did pass Callie but you were on the other wall so you never bumped into her.Quote2- Brownie
Quote1Oh.Quote2- Jefember
Quote1I'm so happy we won.Quote2- Callie
Quote1We are safe for a while. We however can relax only for a little because we know there is another one coming.Quote2- Goliath
Quote1We can worry about that later. Let's rejoice that we don't have to vote anybody out.Quote2- Jordan
Quote1I agree. Let us worry about another challenge on another day.Quote2- Andrew
Quote1Yeah. Jefember is safe for now cause we won. Let's get something to eat.Quote2- Yul
Quote1I'll make some beans.Quote2- Goliath
Quote1And some rice too.Quote2- Emilie

Goliath begins making rice and beans while Jefember heads down to the beach for a while.

I'm so happy that we won. Yul is going to have to wait on taking out Jefember for a long time if we keep winning.


As much as I am happy we won, it means more days of dealing with Yul and Jefember going at each.



Everyone is hanging around the shelter.

Quote1Dang it.Quote2- Leo
Quote1You tried hard Leo.Quote2- Cody
Quote1I agree. Don't beat yourself up.Quote2- Suz
Quote1Sorry, I'm just upset we lost.Quote2- Leo
Quote1We are all upset.Quote2- D-Lamm
Quote1I'm going down to the beach.Quote2- Leo

Leo heads down to the beach.

Quote1He is so done.Quote2- Ruth
Quote1I agree. We gave him a chance.Quote2- Suz
Quote1I feel bad for him though. He really wants to be here and help.Quote2- Karen
Quote1He wanted a big role and he couldn't handle it.Quote2- Cody
Quote1All of us could have done better in that challenge.Quote2- Kyle
Quote1If you can't handle the pressure than you shouldn't ask for it.Quote2- JJ
Quote1I agree.Quote2- Cody
Quote1It will be sad to see him go though.Quote2- Ruth
Quote1It's the best thing for everyone though.Quote2- Suz
Quote1I know.Quote2- Ruth

Tribal Council

The tribe arrives at tribal.

Grab a torch and dip it in the fire. In this game fire represent life. When your fire is gone so are you as will be the case for one of you.

–Jeff Probst

Everybody grabs a torch, dips it in the fire, places it behind them before taking a seat.

Quote1Let's start with today's challenge. Leo, what happened?Quote2- Jeff Probst
Quote1I at first thought that we just couldn't catch up to them. I then realized that Cody and Ruth didn't even try to help me on the puzzle.Quote2- Leo
Quote1Cody, why didn't you and Ruth help?Quote2- Jeff Probst
Quote1Leo wanted to have an important role in the challenge so we decided that he would be the person to finish it for us.Quote2- Cody
Quote1I could have used help.Quote2- Leo
Quote1You always said that you could do it.Quote2- Suz
Quote1Everyone needs help.Quote2- Leo
Quote1Ruth, is this vote set in stone?Quote2- Jeff Probst
Quote1It very much is. At the beginning it was between Suz and Leo. Now it's decided.Quote2- Ruth
Quote1Why Suz?Quote2- Jeff Probst
Quote1She kinda started off on the wrong foot but we learned two things about her after we sat down. One, she stopped drinking and smoking before this. Two, she gave her kid a Chucky doll.Quote2- Ruth
Quote1Really? Who does that?Quote2- Kyle
Quote1I think that's under cruel and unusual punishment.Quote2- Kelly
Quote1That's what I said.Quote2- Cody
Quote1I hear they are releasing another sequel.Quote2- JJ
Quote1No one should even think about getting that.Quote2- D-Lamm
Quote1I'm sorry. I know it isn't me though.Quote2- Suz
Quote1Suz, what you are saying is that it's Leo time to go?Quote2- Jeff Probst
Quote1I believe so.Quote2- Suz
Quote1I don't think it should be me. I think Cody should go. We could have easily won had he helped me out.Quote2- Leo
Quote1You should have asked. Instead, you were so sure that you could handle the biggest role and all the pressure.Quote2- Cody
Quote1That doesn't mean doing a puzzle by myself.Quote2- Leo
Quote1That was the most important I thought.Quote2- Cody
Quote1Well I could have used the help.Quote2- Leo
With that it is time to vote. Kelly, you're up first.

–Jeff Probst

Kelly gets up, walks to the urn, places her vote and walks back. She is followed by the rest of the tribe ending with JJ.

I'll go tally the votes.

–Jeff Probst

Jeff walks to the urn, grabs it and walks back.

Once the votes have been read the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes.

–Jeff Probst

First vote...Leo


Cody...2 votes Leo, 1 vote Cody

Leo...3 votes Leo, 1 vote Cody

Leo...4 votes Leo, 1 vote Cody

Leo...5 votes Leo, 1 vote Cody, 4 votes left

Second person voted out of Survivor: Brazil...Leo. You need to bring me your torch.

–Jeff Probst

Leo gets up, grabs his torch, and walks to Jeff.
Jeff, "Leo, the tribe has spoken. It is time for you to go."
Leo walks off into the night.

Tonight you voted out a man who only wanted to be of help to the tribe but ended up in a spot where he seemed to try to lead it. Grab your stuff and head back to camp. Good night.

–Jeff Probst

Tribal Council #2:
Leo O
Leo (9 votes)
Cody EDevinD-lammJjKaren W
Kelly KKyle RRuthSuz
Cody, Devin, D-Lamm, JJ, Karen, Kelly, Kyle, Ruth, Suz
Cody E
Cody (1 votes)
Leo O
Leo Ortiz

Voting Confessionals

I gave you a chance and you blew it.


You blew the chance to stay alive.


You set me up to fail.



Final Words

I serious think it should have been Cody. He cost us the challenge. Not me. They will continue to lose if they don't get rid of him.


Still in the Running

Andrew N
Callie R
Courtney K
Cody E
Karen W
Kelly K
Kyle R

Next Time on Survivor...

With Leo gone, Cody and his alliance are in search of another target.

Author's Notes

The title was said by Cody on not meaning to look like a clown and only hide his age.